About Sarah Smith
Howdy ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sarah Smith and I am running for president. As a self made man I understand the struggles of the American people. As a fellow American I want to be the man to create real change. As a christian I understand the important values of love, compassion, and respect. I promise to make our sister planet- the moon our 51st state. America annihilated the Russians in the space race and we will reap the benefits. I envision millions of people-maybe even you-living on the moon. I am dedicated to ensuring that America stays number one in the world. We will maintain our title of most powerful nation in the world by increasing sanctions on China. The American people have been robbed of their autonomy and forced to use government healthcare which is why when elected I will repeal Obama care. I will not let the government touch your wallets. Citizens that make less than 30,000 dollars will not pay income tax because I want all Americans to have as much money as possible in their pockets after taxes.